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tylercoates:

It’s either a testament to how long it’s been since I’ve bought a bottle of wine for myself or indicative of the fact that I have a problem, but I was honestly convinced that the bottles of Charles Shaw had gotten smaller while still being priced at $2.99. I got home and Googled “charles shaw smaller bottles” and got nothing. Then I Googled “standard bottle of wine size” and learned that 750 ml is, in fact, the norm. Now I feel silly for buying an extra bottle of wine as I anticipated finishing this silly little duckpin bottle of Pinot Grigio in under an hour.
(I will be putting ice in this because I will never get it to chill.)

They changed the shape of their bottles recently =]

tylercoates:

It’s either a testament to how long it’s been since I’ve bought a bottle of wine for myself or indicative of the fact that I have a problem, but I was honestly convinced that the bottles of Charles Shaw had gotten smaller while still being priced at $2.99. I got home and Googled “charles shaw smaller bottles” and got nothing. Then I Googled “standard bottle of wine size” and learned that 750 ml is, in fact, the norm. Now I feel silly for buying an extra bottle of wine as I anticipated finishing this silly little duckpin bottle of Pinot Grigio in under an hour.

(I will be putting ice in this because I will never get it to chill.)

They changed the shape of their bottles recently =]

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treesbirdsbatsbees:

a-martin:

also, i don’t like shakira’s world cup song. but my dad loves it. currently blaring in our house. oh godddd.

song sucks. shakira sucks. but the video got the whole inspirational thing across. 

Brittany - our friendship = over.  Shakira’s song = awesome.

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What is the earliest time that it is acceptable to have a glass of wine?

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Dear Jeremy (and world),

  I am on a bus, not on a boat, on my to Hotlanta.  I miss you and I really wish I would have flown =).

Love you.
Love,
Matthew

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GPOYFriday: Late night, wearing your faux glasses.

GPOYFriday: Late night, wearing your faux glasses.

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quote-book:

Fresh Feeling by Eels | photo by triciasomebody.tumblr.com

quote-book:

Fresh Feeling by Eels | photo by triciasomebody.tumblr.com

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fishy:

inothernews:


Glee


I haven’t seen tonight’s ep yet so I have no idea what this scene is about, but oh, Kurt. He’s amazing.

Just you wait…

fishy:

inothernews:

Glee

I haven’t seen tonight’s ep yet so I have no idea what this scene is about, but oh, Kurt. He’s amazing.

Just you wait…

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“Born to Make You Happy” - Britney Spears (the early years…seemingly more fun than the latter years).

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Four Lokos = worst decision ever.

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GPOYSunday: I miss Daddy edition.

GPOYSunday: I miss Daddy edition.