live and off the record: Archive

Jul 16th

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treesbirdsbatsbees: a-martin: also, i don’t like shakira’s world cup song. but my dad loves it. currently blaring in our house. oh godddd. song sucks. shakira sucks. but the video got the whole inspirational thing across. Brittany - our friendship = over. Shakira’s song = awesome.

Jun 12th

4 notes

What is the earliest time that it is acceptable to have a glass of wine?

Jun 7th

Dear Jeremy (and world), I am on a bus, not on a boat, on my to Hotlanta. I miss you and I really wish I would have flown =). Love you. Love, Matthew

May 28th

1,199 notes

May 26th

Four Lokos = worst decision ever.

May 23rd

Dear Jeremy, I am too drunk to figure out iMovie. I blame it on the two Four Lokos that I had plus the half of the Miller Genuine Draft 64 that I had. Nonetheless, I heart you. I cannot wait for you to get back!!! Less than two weeks, then we can watch New Moon, The Proposal, Two Weeks Notice, Love Actually, and sixteen other movies that I cannot watch without you. And we can order ridiculous...

May 23rd

iamnotmyself: liveandofftherecord: Dear Jeremy, I tried to make you a video, but PhotoBooth was being a WENCH! Thus it cut me off after 43 seconds once and another time 22 seconds, therefore I did not make you a video like I wanted to. However, I shall catch you up on what I was going to tell you tomorrow (really today), when I chat with you! Love, Matty Dear Matthew, Don’t you have...

May 22nd

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Bad choices, good choices. I decided to do the Jillian Michaels’ Shred (Level One, mind you), while a bit intoxicated. Bad decision. I wanna vom a little, not a lot, just a little. However, I feel thinner as I ate a lot today and drank a little more. I may feel this workout in the morning…but that might be because I did this workout twice today, once earlier and once well, ya...

May 22nd

I’m tempted to go do Jillian Michaels’ Shred DVD while drunk, just to see if I can survive.

May 22nd

I may be Kelly Rowland of Destiny’s Child, because I can sing and dance, but I’m definitely Nicole [What’sHerLastName] of Pussycat Dolls, because I can sing and dance…and I’m the only one…

May 22nd

Dear Jeremy, I tried to make you a video, but PhotoBooth was being a WENCH! Thus it cut me off after 43 seconds once and another time 22 seconds, therefore I did not make you a video like I wanted to. However, I shall catch you up on what I was going to tell you tomorrow (really today), when I chat with you! Love, Matty

May 22nd

2 notes

May 21st

575 notes

May 20th

164 notes

I have not drank in 48 hours. This might be a new record.

May 19th

So much to do, so little motivation with which to do it.

May 18th

Real Housewives of NYC > Real Housewives of New Jersey

May 18th

May 14th

13 notes

I need to go to the gym, but I do not want to get out of my bed. What to do?

May 10th

May 9th

I want one of those clap-on, clap-off light switcheroos right now.

May 9th

May 7th

2,726 notes

May 5th

James Blunt is one ugly wanker.

Apr 30th

“I wish you could know how many times every day my thoughts run to you. ((I DO...”

– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott) (via quote-book)

Apr 14th

1,693 notes

Apr 10th

1,029 notes

I have 4 days left of my teeth whitening system that I need finish up, yet I am lazy and have not used them in a few days. Bah!

Apr 6th

Watch

It cut me off mid way through. I swear it was longer / will be longer tomorrow!

Apr 1st

Mar 31st

672 notes

Mar 30th

Mar 29th

2 notes

Hans

I should really say nice things about my boyf more often. He’s a great guy, who I neglect sometimes!

Mar 20th

Mar 14th

2,442 notes

Mar 3rd

Tonight while talking to Jeremy, he was talking about buying a car. Then he said I’m taking out student loans next year…that’s in your financial plan for us, right? I love him =).

Mar 3rd